Happy Bastille Day!
We’re celebrating Bastille Day by doing most French things we know- smoking, eating cheese and surrendering.
Happy Throw a Hippy’s Hacky Sack in the Gutter...
And that, boys and girls, is how Nicolas Cage lost all credibility as an actor.
Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who sounds like a better superhero villain - Doctor Pummel or The Stickler?
Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
In addition to a trophy and the adoration of fans, the winner of Wimbledon also gets a toaster oven and a $15 gift card to Chili’s.
Gary Busey will be playing Crazy Horse in an upcoming biopic because of his resemblance to a horse and the fact that he is crazy.
And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.– the CEO of Nabisco, explaining to his children that he and his wife are getting a divorce.
Things We Think
We think poetry that rhymes things with Nantucket is better than poetry that doesn’t.
Happy Independence Day!– Katie Holmes
In the words of our forefathers, “Let’s hurry up...
Happy Bring a Flavorless Meal to an Old Person...