July 2012
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Happy Bastille Day!
We’re celebrating Bastille Day by doing most French things we know- smoking, eating cheese and surrendering.
Jul 14th
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Happy Throw a Hippy’s Hacky Sack in the Gutter...
Jul 13th
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“And that, boys and girls, is how Nicolas Cage lost all credibility as an actor.”
Jul 11th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who sounds like a better superhero villain - Doctor Pummel or The Stickler?
Jul 10th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
In addition to a trophy and the adoration of fans, the winner of Wimbledon also gets a toaster oven and a $15 gift card to Chili’s.
Jul 9th
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Gary Busey will be playing Crazy Horse in an upcoming biopic because of his resemblance to a horse and the fact that he is crazy.
Jul 7th
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“And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
– the CEO of Nabisco, explaining to his children that he and his wife are getting a divorce.
Jul 6th
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Things We Think
We think poetry that rhymes things with Nantucket is better than poetry that doesn’t.
Jul 5th
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“Happy Independence Day!”
– Katie Holmes
Jul 4th
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In the words of our forefathers, “Let’s hurry up...
Jul 3rd
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Happy Bring a Flavorless Meal to an Old Person...
Jul 2nd
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Jul 2nd
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