May 2012
26 posts
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What Summer TV show sounds better, Synchronized Swimming with the Stars, or CSI: Colonial Williamsburg?
May 31st
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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re sexy and...
May 30th
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Things We Think
We think that if you wear beer-themed swimming trunks, you probably have some rufilin in the pockets.
May 29th
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How will you be spending your Memorial Day? We’re...
May 28th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
96% of people who like Will Smith’s music have been in a coma since 1998.
May 26th
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“Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.”
– Kate Moss, minutes before she was eaten by a horde of hungry people
May 24th
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Things We Think
We think that there’s too much hype about the new Bruce Wayne movie. He’s just another member of the 1%.
May 23rd
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“And that, boys and girls, is my first draft of ‘Mad Men in Space.’”
May 22nd
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Audio Vaudeville is thinking about going public....
May 21st
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“I am the king of hide-and-go-seek!”
– Jimmy Hoffa
May 18th
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May 18th
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“And that boys and girls, is the story of the sexy vampire and the moody...”
May 17th
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Things We Think
We think that Tim Burton must have made a deal with the devil that in order to use Johnny Depp in any movie, he must also use Helena Bonham-Carter.
May 16th
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If The Avengers makes any more money, the Republicans will be forced to replace Mitt Romney with Captain America as their nominee.
May 15th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Even though Henry VIII had so many wives, he only had one cat, named Myron.
May 14th
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Things We Think
We think Mother Earth, Mother Jones, Whistler’s Mother and Mother Teresa can’t hold a candle to our mothers. Especially when it comes to Sloppy Joes.
May 12th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What’s better a cocktail, a Lawnmower (Vodka and Wheatgrass) or a Go the F—- to Sleep (Vodka and Warm Milk)?
May 11th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The original title of ‘A Farewell to Arms’ was ‘Ernest Goes to Spain.’ ernest hemingway
May 10th
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No matter how many DUIs Amanda Bynes gets, she’ll...
May 9th
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If there really is a wild and crazy guy inside of...
May 8th
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Would you listen to Audio Vaudeville for a...
May 7th
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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Or as it’s known in Mexico,...
May 5th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The Avengers is the first film to team up multiple superheroes with a one-eyed black guy since 1967’s “Batman and Superman Meet Sammy Davis Jr.”
May 4th
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Whoever said Larry The Cable Guy wasn’t funny...
May 3rd
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“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick...”
– Abraham Lincoln’s last words
May 2nd
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who do you think would make a better batch of gazpacho, Conor or Ryan?
May 1st