April 2012
27 posts
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Things We Think
We think Sacha Baron Cohen’s new film ‘The Dictator’ was better when it was called ‘Borat’.
Apr 30th
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“Haterz gonna hate.”
– Adolf Hitler
Apr 28th
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Happy ‘Smell a Dutchman’ Day!
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Someone should tell Lindsay Lohan that posing like...
Apr 26th
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“And that, boys and girls, is why they call it a ‘tramp stamp.’”
Apr 25th
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Is it weird that Dick Clark’s family plans to...
Apr 24th
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Today begins the cleanup of all the Earth Day...
Apr 23rd
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“Well, I GUESS that’s why they call it the blues.”
– Elton John, as a passive-aggressive teenager
Apr 21st
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Helpful Tip
Pick up the dog poo in your yard BEFORE you mow your lawn.
Apr 20th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Celebrity bathwater collector, Randall Hufnagel, has over 300 jars in his vast collection, including Marlon Brando, Eudora Welty and now, Whitney Houston.
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Does Ryan look more like Billy Crystal or Russell Brand?
Apr 18th
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“Don’t shoot until you see the blacks of their eyes.”
– snowman general, to the snowman army
Apr 17th
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Things We Think
We think Crystal Pepsi only tastes good if you’re drinking it with some Dunk-a-Roos and watching Tail Spin.
Apr 16th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Charleston Chews are banned in Charleston, South Carolina.
Apr 14th
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To avoid bad luck on Friday the 13th, avoid...
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Sesame Street was a mostly Italian neighborhood until the Muppets drove them out in the late 1960s.
Apr 12th
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“And that, boys and girls, is the story of the Manson Family.”
Apr 11th
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“If nothing ever changed, we wouldn’t have butterflies…or Mitt...”
– Anonymous
Apr 10th
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Easter is tomorrow. Put out some cookies and milk...
Apr 7th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
When he got drunk, Theodore Geisel’s friends would call him Dr. Souse.
Apr 6th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who looks like they smell better, Conor or Ryan?
Apr 5th
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Today’s status is scratch and sniff. The scent is...
Apr 4th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Bob Dylan is credited with exposing The Beatles to marijuana, and also apple martinis.
Apr 3rd
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I want to dunk Gretchen Carlson’s head in the...
Apr 2nd