March 2012
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Things We Think
We think Giraldo Rivera was wrong, hoodies aren’t to blame. The article of clothing that is the most dangerous is fishnet stockings- especially if you’re a fish.
Mar 31st
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“I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse!”
– a horse cannibal
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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“And that, boys and girls, is how to win if you get selected for The Hunger...”
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What board game do you want to see made into a movie more- Chutes and Ladders or Connect Four?
Mar 28th
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Mad Men is back, and we’re celebrating by drinking...
Mar 27th
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If you’re happy and you know it, your new tattoo...
Mar 26th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The phrase “as American as Apple Pie” is incorrect. Apple pie is actually German in origin, but the Germans let us have it since they already had the phrase, “as German as military supremacy.”
Mar 24th
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Hey! Have you heard about this Kony guy?
We didn’t have internet and our phones were out of battery and nobody told us, and our cable was out. He’s the one who lied on This American Life, right?
Mar 23rd
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A swimsuit model was recently arrested for heading...
Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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Jeff Foxworthy endorsed Mitt Romney for president....
Mar 21st
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Happy Birthday to Audio Vaudeville’s own Conor...
Mar 20th
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“And the Pulitzer Prize goes to Pauly Shore.”
– Nobody.
Mar 19th
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Happy Green Vomit Day!
Mar 17th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Which do you prefer: Cool Ranch Doritos, or poison?
Mar 16th
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“And that, boys and girls, is why Jennifer Aniston will never find true love.”
Mar 15th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
One of Ryan’s pen pals is Djimon Hounsou.
Mar 14th
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Things We Think
We think that it’s sad that nobody really talks about Kate Gosselin anymore.
Mar 13th
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Rush Limbaugh rejecting the affair site...
Mar 12th
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Sarah Palin was nominated for a "Razzie" award...
Mar 10th
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Big deal, you saw an American flag with a "Made in...
Mar 9th
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“And that, boys and girls, is how to tell if you have the clap.”
Mar 8th
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Mar 8th
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Congratulations to the real winners of yesterday’s...
Mar 7th
Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Super Tuesday was actually a comic book hero in the 1970’s whose power was uncovering voter fraud. It was not a popular comic.
Mar 6th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who would you rather be trapped in an elevator with, a flatulent Gilbert Gottfried or a PMS-ing Chelsea Handler?
Mar 5th
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Some Tweets from the Grocery Store
@ChefBoyardee- Beefy ravioli for dinner and Modern Family on T.V. Bellisima! @ToucanSam- Followin my noze at the club with my boyz @CheeriosBee and @KingVitamin @LandOLakes- Paula Deen just mentioned my name on her show- That can’t be good #diabetes @CtoneBaby- The only thing whiter than my ass is the crowd going to vote on Super Tuesday @mr.pibb- Having a Ph.D doesn’t make cola taste better. Am...
Mar 5th
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Things We Think
We think that Mitt Romney’s usual golf foursome of Scrooge McDuck, Richie Rich and Thurston Howell III shows just how out of touch he really is.
Mar 3rd
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Conor and Ryan both insist on being the shoe when playing Monopoly. Needless to say, they’ve never played a game together.
Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
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Welcome to March, the month that gave us Osama Bin...
Mar 1st
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