February 2012
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Take advantage of leap day by doing something you...
Feb 29th
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This was actually in some poor lady’s obituary
She is survived by her Son, ‘A.J.’, who loved and cared for her; Daughter ‘Nina’, who betrayed her trust, and Son ‘Peter’, who broke her heart.” Rest in Peace.
Feb 28th
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Congratulations to “Rio” for winning the Oscar for...
Feb 27th
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The 2012 Conor Award Winners
Okay kids, you’ve seen the nominees and you’ve listened to Audio Vaudeville’s Oscar Show (hopefully), now it’s time to reveal the winners of this year’s Conor Awards. I have to say that one film, The Artist, stood head and shoulders above the rest of the field this year. While there were some good performances (see: Streep, Meryl) I was kind of underwhelmed at the...
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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“And that, boys and girls, is why Tom Arnold will never win an Oscar.”
Feb 24th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Because of the recession, the Oscars will be made from Elizabeth Taylor’s and Liberace’s melted down jewelry this year.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What song tells your story better, Pop Goes the Weasel or Jump Around?
Feb 22nd
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Today’s Thing We Think: We think we’re getting...
Feb 21st
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Just like Sports Illustrated, Audio Vaudeville is...
Feb 20th
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Ryan and Conor are planning to take a 5 year...
Feb 18th
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Things We Think
We think the next candidate to steal Mitt Romney’s thunder will be a dog in a tin foil hat.
Feb 17th
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“And that, boys and girls, is what a ‘muffin top’ is.”
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Vote Audio Vaudeville as 'Best Local Podcast' →
Feb 15th
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The Day After Valentine’s Day!
Or, as it is known in many homes: The Day Husbands Beg for Forgiveness.
Feb 15th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
St. Valentine is actually based on 14 different men, all of whom enjoyed chalky, heart-shaped candies with sayings on them.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
There is no overlap in the Venn diagram of “people who use Tumblr” and “people who are your grandparents.”
Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Which YouTube video sounds worse, “Bath with Grandpa” or “Happy Birthday, Hitler”?
Feb 10th
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The movie executive looks at his beer. Then he...
Feb 9th
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
No woman has ever actually called her friends and said “He went to Jared!” EVER.
Feb 8th
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DIFFICULT: Passing a camel through the eye of a needle.
EASY: Passing camel nuggets off as "chicken chow mein" in a Chinese restaurant.
Feb 7th
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The Conor Award Nominations- 2011
For the last few years I have come up with my own film awards because I sometimes disagree with what films and performances the Academy Awards choose to highlight. I used to give away The Conor Awards on my old blog, but now they are here on the AV website for your enjoyment. Last year and the year before I picked the same Best Picture as the Oscars, but the other categories were all very...
Feb 7th
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“And that, boys and girls, is why most American flags are made in China.”
Feb 6th
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who is more lifelike, Mitt Romney or Lieutenant Commander Data?
Feb 4th
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Fun Fact: Ryan is one of three men who really does...
Feb 3rd
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If you’re happy and you know it, you were never...
Feb 2nd
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The Next Great Reality Show
A woman with a great voice from New Jersey who owns a tattoo parlor, has 6 pageant kids, and is also a hoarder.
Feb 1st
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