July 2011
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If you’re happy and you know it, you probably just...
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To-Do List: Google "donkey punch."
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“…and that, boys and girls, is why you will never be the President of the...”
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Ryan and Conor have both done internships for the nonprofit group, Free Hats for Fat People.
What's the Best Tabloid Headline You've Ever Seen?
This week’s question: “What’s the best tabloid headline you’ve ever seen?” Call 801-87-AUDIO, or leave your answer on our Facebook wall, and your answer could be played on this week’s episode!
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To-Do List: Help mom escape from that nursing...
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Things We Think
We think one of the most underrated entertainers of all time is Jiminy Cricket.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they do make baby Jesus cry.
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To-Do List: Find out who this baby belongs to.
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Things We Think
We think that the children are our future. Unless we can stop them first.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Women who like men that use AXE body spray are 10 times more likely to be skanks than those who don’t.
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To-Do List: Finish writing that 'Hoarders' fan...
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Things We Think
We think Arnold Schwarzenegger should let Maria have custody of their pet ferret in the divorce settlement, but not Danny DeVito.
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To-Do List: Get all that blood out of the car...
Are You a Dog Person or a Cat Person?
This week’s question: “Are you a dog person or a cat person?” Call 801-87-AUDIO, or leave your answer on our Facebook wall, and your answer could be played on this week’s episode!
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Things We Think
We think that new show, Combat Hospital, was even better when it was called M*A*S*H.
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“…and that, boys and girls, is why Charles isn’t in charge anymore.”
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Things We Think
We think honesty is the best policy except when it involves coming clean about an affair, or sexting.
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Things We Think
We think that Casey Anthony was genetically created by Nancy Grace in a secret laboratory to boost Nancy’s ratings.
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“And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
– The CEO of Nabisco, explaining to his children that he and his wife are getting a divorce.
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Things We Think
We think poetry that rhymes things with Nantucket is better than poetry that doesn’t.
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Happy Independence Day!
In the words of our forefathers, “Let’s hurry up and sign this declaration so we can go drinking.”
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Welcome to July!
Welcome to July, the month that gave us Algerian Independence Day, and Montel Williams.
