June 2011
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Things We Think
We think Bristol Palin’s new memoir should be called “What’s the Literary Equivalent of Straight to Video?”
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“…and that, boys and girls is the story of the saddest woman in the world,...”
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What is Your Favorite American Landmark?
Audio Vaudeville wants to know: What is your favorite American landmark? Call 801-87-AUDIO, respond here on Tumblr, or leave your answer on our Facebook wall, and your answer could be played on our next show!
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The three most iconic hairstyles of the last 30 years were the ‘Rachel,’ the ‘Farrah’ and the ‘Koppel.’
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“If you’re happy and you know it, you probably haven’t seen Green Lantern.”
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Every time somebody says “Working hard or hardly working?”, an angel dies.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Chickens are the only animal with the innate ability to detect when an awkward pause is coming in a conversation.
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Things We Think
We think that Michael Caine probably hates Jude Law.
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Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You...
“Indiana Jones and the Ruined Childhood”
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Things We Think
We think suspenders and belts are okay by themselves, but not together or with a fanny pack.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact!
Space was discovered in 1966 by William Shatner.
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“…and that, boys and girls, is why we never take the films of Corey Haim...”
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact!
Yoko Ono isn’t responsible for breaking up the Beatles, but she is responsible for the break up of Captain and Tenille.
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“I have the worst diarrhea. Why the hell did I eat that burrito last night?”
– —John D. Rockefeller, oil magnate and philanthropist
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What Invention Would You Like to See in the Near...
Audio Vaudeville wants to know: What invention would you like to see in the near future? Call 801-87-AUDIO, respond here on Tumblr, or leave your answer on our Facebook wall, and your answer could be played on our next show!
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact!
The colors mauve and fuchsia are not technically related, as they are only step-brothers.
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“Even the most unexperienced, amateur fireman will tell you that fighting fire...”
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“Do you think Tina Fey knows that somebody made a Mean Girls 2? Someone should...”
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“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.”
– Orson Wells
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Things We Think
We think you should be offended by the new porno video game system from Nintendo: the Wii-nus.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact!
The term “Ain’t got a pot to piss in” was coined by chamberpot maker, R. Donald Jennings in 1894 when his factory was bought out by Cole R. Ostomy, Jr.
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“…and that, boys and girls, is the story of the first transgendered driver...”
“Don’t hate the player, hate the game. And that, Your Honor, is why I murdered...”
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“The first rule of the Hair Club for Men: You don’t talk about the Hair Club for...”
