September 2011
33 posts
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To-Do List: Legally change my name to Rosario.
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If you’re happy and you know it, get a life.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Bacon makes everything better, especially vegan dishes.
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“And that, boys and girls, is how many pills John McCain takes every morning.”
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Things We Think
We think ESPN needs to cover more diverse sports like Foxy Boxing and Competitive Whiddling.
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If you’re happy and you know it, you probably just...
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
In addition to the ‘Lazy Susan’, Thomas Jefferson also invented the ‘Apathetic Nancy.’
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Things We Think
We think the staying power of Charlie Sheen & Muammar Gaddafi is something the youth of the world should aspire to.
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“Snap crackle pop OHMYGOD, A MOUSE!!!!!”
– a bowl of Rice Krispies with a dead mouse in it
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Approximately 94% of the general public is allergic to cyanide pills.
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To-Do List: Travel to 1935; kill Hitler; invent...
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Ryan is available for all ‘Take Your Hipster to Work’ days.
August 2011
29 posts
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“…and that boys and girls is the story of the love that dare not speak its...”
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Conor and Ryan’s personal email addresses are, conor@carebearnation.org and stamoslover12@compuserve.net
“Why do young people always wear baggy jeans?”
– old people
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Things We Think
We think Lopez Tonight’s cancellation leaves the perfect opening for a Mind of Mencia comeback.
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“And that, boys and girls, is how to mix a dry martini.”
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The sarcastic phrase, “Smooth move, Ex-Lax” was coined in response to another phrase, “Backed up, Enema Face?”
