October 2011
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Audio Vaudeville Halloween Poll
Who would you rather by chased by, Michael Myers or Mickey Rourke?
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“I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
– Zombies
Things We Think
We think you should never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
When John Lennon said “We’re bigger than Jesus,” he was referring to Jesus Garcia, his gardener.
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“Not bad, but can you make it even louder?”
– inventor of the car alarm, two days before his murder
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Edgar Allan Poe wrote a series of never released children’s books about a mischievous kitten named Muffin.
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“And that, boys and girls, is how Freddy Kreuger will attack you in your dreams.”
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Join the throngs of people who are taking up the...
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Things We Think
We think homemade Halloween treats say that you really care, and also that you’re probably trying to poison us.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
During the Great Depression, apples were so expensive that on Halloween, children went “Bobbing for Water.”
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Audio Vaudeville Halloween Poll!
What’s scarier: Madonna’s arms, or Sarah Jessica Parker’s hands?
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Approximately 80% of the candy that elderly people give out is older than most trick-or-treaters.
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Things We Think
We think Dracula needs to come by and bitch slap that shiny kid from Twilight.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Kids who like the crusts cut off their sandwiches are 55% more likely to live in their parents’ basements as adults.
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To-Do List: Have breakfast for dinner.
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Happy Birthday to our favorite hottie PM, Margaret...
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Fun Fact: Ryan butters his bread before he makes a sandwich, just like your Grandma does.
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Things We Think
We think GOP candidates should switch it up and say their main inspiration is Tony Robbins instead of Ronald Reagan or Jesus.
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Fun Fact: Conor’s mortal enemy is Piglet.
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Happy Dress, but don’t Talk Like a Pirate Day!
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Things We Think
We think that the song Hollaback Girl appropriately tells the life story of Marie Curie.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Only 26% of people who need people are the luckiest people.
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Things We Think
We think the word “Stars” in Dancing with the Stars is becoming more of a suggestion than anything else.
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“And that, boys and girls, is the basic premise behind the show Cougartown.”
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To-Do List: Divorce Al Roker.
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“And that, boys and girls, is why my ex-wife is a whore.”
