July 2012
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Happy Bastille Day!
We’re celebrating Bastille Day by doing most French things we know- smoking, eating cheese and surrendering.
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Happy Throw a Hippy’s Hacky Sack in the Gutter...
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“And that, boys and girls, is how Nicolas Cage lost all credibility as an actor.”
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
Who sounds like a better superhero villain - Doctor Pummel or The Stickler?
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
In addition to a trophy and the adoration of fans, the winner of Wimbledon also gets a toaster oven and a $15 gift card to Chili’s.
Gary Busey will be playing Crazy Horse in an upcoming biopic because of his resemblance to a horse and the fact that he is crazy.
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“And that’s the way the cookie crumbles.”
– the CEO of Nabisco, explaining to his children that he and his wife are getting a divorce.
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Things We Think
We think poetry that rhymes things with Nantucket is better than poetry that doesn’t.
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“Happy Independence Day!”
– Katie Holmes
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In the words of our forefathers, “Let’s hurry up...
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Happy Bring a Flavorless Meal to an Old Person...
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June 2012
20 posts
“You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another...”
– Nora Ephron
“And that, boys and girls, is why eating your feelings is a good coping...”
Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Conor likes to have all of his meat cut up for him before he eats it.
Things We Think
We think the next time Obama needs to nominate a Supreme Court Justice, he should look no further than Judge Judy. She’s waited long enough.
Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Ryan makes boondoggle keychains in his spare time.
Apparently there is not a ‘Friends’ reunion in the...
RIP, Saudi Crown Prince Nayef bin Abdul-Aziz Al...
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there,...
The Future of Audio Vaudeville
Dear Audio Vaudevillians, As you know, it’s been over a month since our last episode. Millions (er… tens) of fans (er… people we pay to listen to the show) have risen up in one voice to ask “What’s happened to Audio Vaudeville?” and “When will Audio Vaudeville release its next episode?” and “What’s a podcast?” Fear not: Audio Vaudeville is not dead!...
NEW MOVIE SPOILER ALERT
Prometheus ends with a song and dance number where everybody dies.
Happy Flag Day! Our favorite flag is Nepal’s -...
Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The phrase ‘Take it Sleazy’ was coined in 1917 by Woodrow Wilson.
Things We Think
We think the Olympics should consider more sports with ‘o’ in the name. First up: Tug-o-war and Jell-o wrestling.
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“And that, boys and girls, is how to lance a boil.”
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We’re thinking of inventing something like Google....
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
June was named after Junius, the Roman God of Sweaty Undercarriage.
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If your life’s motto is “work hard, play hard,”...
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There hasn’t been this much attention focused on a...
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If you have a sunburn in the shape of a v-neck...
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Gay Pride Fun Fact
The rainbow was chosen as the LGBT standard by Harvey Milk in 1977 after eating a bowl of Lucky Charms.
May 2012
26 posts
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What Summer TV show sounds better, Synchronized Swimming with the Stars, or CSI: Colonial Williamsburg?
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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re sexy and...
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Things We Think
We think that if you wear beer-themed swimming trunks, you probably have some rufilin in the pockets.
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How will you be spending your Memorial Day? We’re...
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
96% of people who like Will Smith’s music have been in a coma since 1998.
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“Nothing tastes as good as thin feels.”
– Kate Moss, minutes before she was eaten by a horde of hungry people
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Things We Think
We think that there’s too much hype about the new Bruce Wayne movie. He’s just another member of the 1%.
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“And that, boys and girls, is my first draft of ‘Mad Men in Space.’”
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Audio Vaudeville is thinking about going public....
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“I am the king of hide-and-go-seek!”
– Jimmy Hoffa
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“And that boys and girls, is the story of the sexy vampire and the moody...”
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Things We Think
We think that Tim Burton must have made a deal with the devil that in order to use Johnny Depp in any movie, he must also use Helena Bonham-Carter.
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If The Avengers makes any more money, the Republicans will be forced to replace Mitt Romney with Captain America as their nominee.
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
Even though Henry VIII had so many wives, he only had one cat, named Myron.
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Things We Think
We think Mother Earth, Mother Jones, Whistler’s Mother and Mother Teresa can’t hold a candle to our mothers. Especially when it comes to Sloppy Joes.
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Audio Vaudeville Poll
What’s better a cocktail, a Lawnmower (Vodka and Wheatgrass) or a Go the F—- to Sleep (Vodka and Warm Milk)?
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Audio Vaudeville Fun Fact
The original title of ‘A Farewell to Arms’ was ‘Ernest Goes to Spain.’ ernest hemingway
